I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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