This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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