I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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