Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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