he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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