don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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