so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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