She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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