I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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