so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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