He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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