summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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