you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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