I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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