my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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