What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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