remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
