Swine flu. Run for my life!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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