the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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