rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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