Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Fuck appropriateness.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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