sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
