Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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