dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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