Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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