everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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