I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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