I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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