no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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