I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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