That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Shame is for Republicans.
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