I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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