Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
