I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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