Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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