I'm really into asian looking animals
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You ruined the universe
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
