you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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