Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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