East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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