so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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