sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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