You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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