Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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