i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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