ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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