belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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