mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
