all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
this hospital has no fireball
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He's on the porch naked. Help.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
