Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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