ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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