Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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