is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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