Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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