Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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