I accidentally burped into my bong.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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